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Add: Where is
heaven?
T.L.C.
Big D, tell me,
where is heaven? 1:20
Big
D
According to
Genesis 1:20 in the Christian Bible, it's in the
Firmament above the clouds where
birds fly.
T.L.C.
You mean just a
few thousand feet above the Earth's
surface?
Big
D
That's where
birds fly, isn't it?
T.L.C.
Yes.
Big
D
Then that's
where heaven is.
Here's the Bible; read it for
yourself. It's in Genesis
1:20
I just held the
book, unopened.
T.L.C.
So the last
time I was on an airplane, I was in
heaven?
Big
D
According to
the Bible in your hand,
yup.
T.L.C.
It didn't feel
like heaven.
Big
D
Unless, perhaps
you went up there to enter the
mile-high club.
T.L.C.
What does
sex have to do with this? Is getting laid
at an elevation above 5,280 feet any
better than at ground
level?
Big
D
Perhaps you
should interview the astronauts and
ask them. Jesus
was conceived in heaven and look
what it did for him.
T.L.C. Bid D, you
know damned well that Jesus' mastery
was a matter of paternity not
elevation. I want to
know where is heaven
now?
Big
D
Last time I
checked, it was in the hearts,
minds, and souls of those who
understood how the universe
functions.
T.L.C.
Let me ask this
again. Where is
Christian Heaven?
Big
D
Where ever the
Christians say it
is.
T.L.C.
You're talking Universal
Spirituality
principles. What I'm
asking is: Where is fundamentalist-Christian
Heaven?
Big
D
Where ever the fundamentalist
Christians say it
is.
T.L.C.
They don't ever
mention where it
is.
Big
D
You mean
they've lost heaven,
too?
T.L.C.
Come on, Big D,
stop smart-assing me and answer the
question.
Big
D
There isn't any
answer except to say that
fundamentalist Christian heaven is
wherever they say it is.
The Fundamentalist Christians claim
that the Bible is the literal word
of God, so heaven must be in the
Firmament above the clouds where
birds fly.
T.L.C.
That doesn't
make any sense.
Big
D
So what's
new?
T.L.C.
I give
up. let me ask a
different
question. Was
Jesus a virgin all his
life?
Big
D Rabbi's of his
era traditionally were not celibate.
But whether or not Jesus was a
virgin is irrelevant.
For Christian theology to work, he
had to be.
T.L.C.
Why?
Big
D Because
succession in those days was a
function of family inheritance, just
like British royalty is
today. Keeping Jesus a
virgin derailed the question of
authority and lineage.
With genealogical succession neatly
out of the way, apostolic succession
was not open to
question. Early
church leaders simply declared that
authority was handed down from one
church elder to the next and that
lineage started with the apostles.
T.L.C.
But they
couldn't keep Jesus a virgin if he
wasn't.
Big
D No, but they
could alter and/or destroy records
and murder any possible heirs and
then simply claim ownership of
Jesus'
legacy.
T.L.C.
Did they do
that?
Big
D Historically,
there's no way to clearly tell what
they did or didn't do because there
are no records of any kind
discussing this issue. The
best we can do, at this time and
with no records, is to ask:
"Would they do anything like
that?" and then make an
evaluation of the likelihood that
they did or didn't.
Perhaps the story of the library of
Alexandria will give you a hint.***Link
***Link Until the
chapter dealing with this issue is
on line, readers are directed to the
book excerpts on this topic on our pro-truth.net
website. Could the Christian Bible
Have Been Distorted?
at: http://www.pro-truth.net/73-bible-and-abortion.html
#400AD-LibraryAlexandria
T.L.C.
If Jesus didn't
"dunk his donut,"
did He ever "spank
Frank?"
Big
D Now who's
getting us off on a smart-ass
tangent?
T.L.C.
Big D,
you should
listen to you own your own
words: "People tend to
take on the behavior patterns
of those they associate with."
Big
D Touché!
You Got me. Perhaps Jesus
was a bit wiser than Bill Clinton
and simple declared his private and
personal life off limits to public
scrutiny.
T.L.C.
Ok, then let's
talk about
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So you're
saying that the church leaders got
to control of the church by
declaring that authority was handed
down from one church leader to the
next.
according
to the whims of church
leaders. and not
the heirs of
Jesus.
Add:
Liars come to believe their own lies.
Big
D
If
they can truthfully answer yes to
all the following questions,
the n they shouldn’t
look elsewhere or change their ways.
Ask them if their beliefs are
working for them. Invite
them to ask and answer these
questions:
Are you're independently
wealth?
Is you're home-life profoundly
joyous?
Is your
sex life completely fulfilling?
Is your career
phenomenal? Is it
something you'd want to do
even
if you didn't get
paid?
Do you have several
very close and completely trustworthy friends?
Are you in
perfect health?
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