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Big D
They believe in
instantaneous, supernatural,
transcendental magic.
T.L.C.
That’s sounds pretty strange.
Is that some far-Eastern
yogi-religion stuff like
transcendental meditation?
Big D
No.
T.L.C.
Then what do you mean?
Big D
Let me explain. First,
keep in mind, that when the
fundamentalist Christians use the
word "conception," they are not
simply a referring to the biology of
male and female cells uniting.
They are referring to an additional
process —
a process where God steps in and
transforms the egg and sperm into a
brand new human being.
Although equally as alive and viable
before uniting as they are after
uniting, the separate sperm and the
egg are not accorded the status of
human life by the fundamentalist
Christians.
With absolutely no proof whatsoever,
they have declared that at some
undefined point during the process
where the egg and sperm unite, God
steps in and instantly creates an
eternal, everlasting life-spirit
called a human being who did not
exist the moment before but will
continue to exist forever more.
T.L.C.
What about gorillas, Chimpanzees, monkeys, and other primates?
Their genetic structures are almost identical to humans. What does God do to their uniting eggs and sperms?
Big
D Nothing.
Their not good enough to go to Christian heaven.
T.L.C.
Are you telling me that gorillas, who
live peacefully in the forests, eat fruit and leaves, nurture each other, and
make love but not war are excluded from heaven?
Big
D Yup!
Heaven is reserved for the God's true believers -- the anti-choice humans
who, in His name, use lies of omission, half truths,
distortions of the truth,***ps-6-3
inflammatory rhetoric, and intimidation
-- humans who, engage in harassment, invasion of privacy, threats, assault
against persons and property, violence, vandalism, arson, and murder.
T.L.C.
That
must be some heaven! Do you
mind if I go elsewhere?
Big
D Oh you certainly
will because you've just questioned their dogma and when they find out some of
the most ardent believers will personally condemn you to another of their
fantasy creations -- the one they call hell.
When
the Earth was flat, hell was a physical place beneath the surface of the
Earth. Now that the evidence is so overwhelming that they
can't deny that the Earth is round, they lost hell. Nobody seems to
know where it is.
T.L.C.
They've lost
heave too. Nobody can find it above the cloud, but
we're getting way off track here. Let's
go back to talking about the uniting human egg and sperm.
Big
D According to the
beliefs of the forced motherhood promoters, it is not the uniting of sperm and egg
which creates a new human being, it’s God’s magic that transforms the united
egg and sperm into a human being.
T.L.C.
But, that's not biology!
That's religion!
Big
D I’m well aware
of that.
T.L.C.
And it’s not even in the Bible.
Big
D I’m well aware
of that, too. That’s what
makes it an even better example of supernatural, transcendental magic.
T.L.C.
So
where did this instantaneous creation story come from?
She
just looked at me and grinned.
Big
D Do
you really need to ask?
T.L.C.
I
should have known.
Big
D The forced
motherhood promoters can’t give you a legitimate answer to that question because they
created that transcendental magic story by still another act of transcendental
magic. P.F.A. as some people would say.
T.L.C.
What’s
P.F.A.?
Big
D Plucked
from the Air.
T.L.C.
You mean it’s something someone simply made up, and now many people
believe that it’s reality?
Big
D Yup!
That’s it. It has no factual basis whatsoever, and it defies
God’s words in their own Bible.
T.L.C.
But lots of people believe things that
aren’t true, so what’s the big deal?
Big
D It’s perfectly
normal and acceptable to hold anything, even this, as a personal belief. It’s something else entirely to proclaim it to be
provable, factual reality and then, without a single lick on proof, try to shove
it up . . . Let me say this
politely; shove it down everyone else’s throat.
T.L.C.
So
you’re not questioning their right to believe in transcendental
magic?
Big
D Of
course not.
T.L.C.
Then the
issue is that they have taken an
unprovable, personal belief and
proclaimed it to be objective
reality?
Big D
Yes, that and their
attempt to force it onto everyone
else. That fairytale
proclamation and the attempt to
force it onto everyone else is one
of my grandest and most brazenly
shining piles of bullshit.
It’s the
fraudulant, false foundation of
their entire forced motherhood
campaign and not one in a
thousand of its peddlers sees or
smells anything but sunshine and
roses.
T.L.C.
You are obviously proud of this.
Big D
Of Course!
Who but I,
The Prince of Hubris, could inspire
the wooden-brained, would-be
do-gooders to spew out such a
blasphemous proclamation -- such a
heresy of esoteric pride?
Who, but I could foster such a
blatant denial of their own Bible
and replace it with such a masterful
piece of insidious, mind-bending
nonsense -- and then get them to
proudly peddle it as if it were
objective reality and never once
stop to look at the absurdity of
making such a ridiculous
proclamation.
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